Ellie's Community Platform
The people deserve results. The pets deserve treats. Ellie plans to deliver both, while remaining extremely susceptible to treat-based influence.
🚧 Infrastructure That Matters
Ellie promises to extend Clabber Creek Trail by 2 whole feet. Some say it cannot be done. Ellie says we must dream bigger.
🧦 Sock-Foot Safety Initiative
Unprovoked sock-foot attacks will be rebranded as community inspections. Ellie believes no socked foot should go unmonitored and will absolutely attack anything with a sock on it.
🍗 Ethical Treat Corruption
Ellie will remain open to treat-based lobbying from all sides. Any allegations of corruption will be reviewed on a case-by-case snack basis. She is, frankly, super corrupt for the right treat price.
🐁 Public Safety & Low-Impact Sanitation
Ellie supports aggressive action against things that skitter, flutter, or otherwise deserve to be hunted, while also maintaining a strong record of doing her business only where no one really cares.
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